Ever Seen a Half-ton Wild Hog?
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Offroading Trip
Crashing is no longer limited to mountain biking... (photos from InnerSource) (06/06/04) |
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Horny Horse Kills Owner
The horse bit the owner to death. He didn't know: All horse want to run free and frolick in the wild! (05/10/04) |
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Animal House
A Wisconsin woman was found with 200 animals living in her house. She fed them roadkill which is apparnetly not legal there. (05/06/04) |
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Flying Salad Frog
On a plane from Australia to New Zealand Mr. Frog hid in Mr. Salad until Mr. Passenger found Mr. Frog and called Ms. Flight Attendant. 'first time', said Mr. Small. (05/04/04) |
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Big Pile o' Monkey Poo
A truck hauling monkey crap dumped its load all over I-94 in Milwaukee. (05/04/04) |
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Rhino Loves Car
Sharka the rhino seems to have a thing for Renaults as four safari park visitors found out, the hard way. (04/22/04) |
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OOoooh... Forbidden Doughnut
Hawaii's first Krispy Kreme doughnut shop is causing trouble with island hopping airliners. Too many doughnuts on board. (04/14/04) |
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The Great Sperm Race
BBC will air the first sperm race. Check out the contenders and call your bookie. (04/12/04) |
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So, This Baby Seal Walks Into a Club
If you're in the mood to kill some cute animals head up to Canada where they've authorized the elimination of more than 300,000 seals this year. (04/11/04) |
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Shoot The Moon
For $6 million you can shoot your wad at the moon. Fill a capsul with 22lbs of whatever you like and this company will throw it at the moon at 4000mph. (04/10/04) |
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Ronald Plays The Hamburgler
An un-announced visit.. by Ronald McDonald no less! A couple Chicago McDonalds were visited by Ronald who might have turned out to be more of a Hamburgler. (04/08/04) |
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Yeti Sports
Chris Hilgert is the guy we have to thank for the penguins getting clobbered by the giant snow beast yeti. Here's the site with all the games, happy timewasting! (03/23/04) |
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New Element Discovered
This is the heaviest element discovered so far, and is seen in almost every aspect of life... (03/22/04) |
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When Kangaroos Attack
A woman was calmly picking roses in her back yard when a vicious kangaroo clobbered her to the ground and bounced on her belly for a good ten minutes. (03/16/04) |
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George Carlin - Homepage
People still have homepages, and George Carlin is one of those people. Stop over for a laugh. (03/14/04) |
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One million dollars...
Do you think a typical walmart register has $998,325 in change? (03/09/04) |
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Nothing Funnier Than Old People Fighting
A brawl broke out near the salad bar at Winter Haven (FL) retirement home. Several old men came away with scratches looking for their pills. (03/04/04) |
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All Wrapped Up...
An example of flawless execution of a practical joke (02/24/04) |
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Move Over Viagra
Here comes "Pizzagra". Ever think of pizza as an aphrodisiac? Apparently folks in the UK have, and they'll soon be in store freezers. (02/10/04) |
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The Year of the Monkey
How can you go wrong in the year of the monkey?! China celebrates the Lunar New Year, the Year of the Monkey. (01/21/04) |
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Yeti + Penguin + Snow
What do you get? Well, you get a sluggout of sorts. Turn your volume down a little and have a look. (01/21/04) |
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I Am the Most Beautiful Woman in the World
Miss World contestants. mmmmmmm ... Ms. Belize. Not only is she hot, but she can score a great deal on a quarter pound of the native herbal remedy. (12/01/03) |
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Cybersex Gone Awry
Ever wonder what would happen if cybersex fantasies were mixed with Dungeons and Dragons? (11/18/03) |
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Scratching Fine
A Madrid lawyer was fined $70 for scratching his ear while driving. He is appealing the ticket. (11/13/03) |
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Giant Weener Roast
A hot dog truck caught fire on I-380 in Iowa. Thousands turned out with saurkraut and relish to enjoy the fallout of this unfortunate event. (11/06/03) |
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Monkey Infestation
Monkeys are taking over in New Delhi. They're invading government buildings, robbing and biting the workers and wreaking general havoc on everyone. (11/02/03) |
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City to spend $2 million on condom problem
...the district has been paying an average of $460 per day for an employee to scoop spent condoms with long-handled nets from tanks at a wastewater treatment plant... (10/27/03) |
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Siegfried and Roy: Tiger Terror
A seven year old Bengal tiger attacked Roy during a performance, dragging him across the stage by the throat. (10/04/03) |
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Gorilla Smarter Than Zoo Keepers
This is the second time in as many months that Little Joe escaped from the Boston Zoo. This time he injured a teen and a 2-yr old. (09/29/03) |
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2003 Darwin Awards
Well, the 2003 Darwin Awards are out, and once again it is proven that there is some true genius in this world. (08/29/03) |
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Robin Williams' Plan for Peace
Robin Williams thought up a plan for keeping America out of the world's trouble. Not very PC, but hell, it's the land of the free. (08/22/03) |
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Governor Arnie?
He's in, maybe more notibly in is Gary Coleman. I can't wait to see a debate between these two. "Little man I will crush you". But then there's Larry Flynt too, what a race! (08/07/03) |
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Escalation Procedure..
What do you do if you have a prowler and the cops won't show up because there's no one in the area? (07/18/03) |
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Don't Make Him Horny
You won't like him when he's horny. Hulk doll with a Hulk unit under his shorts stuns a young girl. (07/08/03) |
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404 Weapons Not Found
If the world were this simple error messages like these would be enough to let us know if we typed in the wrong address. (07/03/03) |
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Highland House Restaurant Closed
Hundreds of leather-clad bikers in the Chicago area are looking for a new place to have Sunday brunch. (06/30/03) |
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Stay Away From The Monkey Tree
Four democratic activist monkeys escaped from a Chinese zoo and made it into a tree. After demanding democracy from the government they were shot out of the tree by authorities. (06/25/03) |
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International Diplomacy?
Ever wondered what important political figures talk about after the mikes go off? Here's an amusing possibility... (06/18/03) |
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In My Head
I was thinking about the thoughts in my head this morning. I actually found them kinda standard. Does anyone else register what they're thinking about? (06/05/03) |
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Porn Star,19, Runs for Mayor
Unfortunately she's having trouble accepting her own past instead of embracing it. This makes her a poor choice for mayor as she will get bogged down about bad decisions she made while in office. *burp* She gets naked. (06/04/03) |
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al Qaeda Polar Bears Attack US Sub
Unfortunately the Polar Bears have diplomatic immunity so the sub captain could not retaliate to the growing threat. (photos in comments) (05/30/03) |
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Terrorist Attacks In Virtual Sweden
Countless virtual citizens murdered and ransacked.
See story for more details.
(05/30/03) |
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The Matrix: The Pizza
If you haven't seen this on fark or SA already, go here, get the codec and watch The Pizza Matrix. I don't have a category for 'funniest damn thing of the day', but after this I might make one. (05/20/03) |
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The Lawn Chair Pilot
Everything you ever wanted to know about Larry Walters' adventure. So grab a chair, sit back and relax. (05/16/03) |
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Rent-A-Goat
Yes, you can! Goats-R-Us will rent you goats for your brush clearing needs. San Francisco Airport is using them, so can you! (05/14/03) |
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QaPla'h!
Klingon interpreter not needed after all. The language was listed with 55 other languages, it was an apparent mistake (more likely a joke). (05/14/03) |
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tera'ngan'e' neH jIHbej 'ach nI' lutwIj
Klingon interpreter needed in Oregon. Some mental health patients will only speak it and Multnomah County needs someone who speaks fluent Klingon to handle the translation. (05/11/03) |
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Monkey Authors
Put six monkeys in a cage with a computer and you get a IM chat from hell, complete with the worst kind of mess on the keyboard you can imagine. (05/09/03) |
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One Cop's (almost) Lucky Night
Hen party orders up a stripper dressed as a cop. Real cop shows up responding to noise complaint. You get the picture. (05/05/03) |
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Bush Lands on Carrier, Meets Teletubbies
Well, it sure looks like he met the teletubbies, check comments for photo. (05/01/03) |
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Pilots Take Off More Than Planes
Southwest may soon be known for clothing optional flying... Not really, two pilots were fired for allegedly removing their clothes in flight. (04/25/03) |
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Man Bites Dog
Only in New York... "I don't really remember, I was pretty drunk" (04/22/03) |
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Falke General Contractors
Falke boldly moves into general contracting spouting quality and efficiency. (04/21/03) |
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Castro's Death Announce Early
CNN put up few test stories on it's production site. Oops! (04/21/03) |
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Soul. Texture. Falke.
The Falke brand is expanding beyond the banking business... (04/20/03) |
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WeLoveTheIraqiInformationMinister.com
A bunch of funny guys made a funny site about the propoganda master of Iraq. (04/15/03) |
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Falke Bank Open For Business
Our own Falke seems to have his own bank. Who knew? (04/13/03) |
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Jesus is my friend
A picture says a 1000 words... (04/13/03) |
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Put Your Monkey Where Your Mouth Is
Pepsi to host a contest in September where a monkey will choose a numbered ball deciding the fate of One Billion Dollars. (04/10/03) |
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Iraq Attack: The Game
Join the fight, virtually, with this weird little flash game. (04/08/03) |
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US UN
The US disregards the existing UN and forms its own. (03/27/03) |
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Monkey Allies
Morocco offers US monkeys to detonate mines. Better than a sharp stick in the eye? (03/26/03) |
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Salamander Crossing
Slippery when squished. (03/24/03) |
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Save the Animals
Briton's MPs say, kill all the people you want, but don't hurt the zoo creatures. (03/24/03) |
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More Than Meets The Eye
Optimus Prime is heading to the Middle East to free Iraq. (03/21/03) |
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Freedom of Drugs
A bumper crop of opium poppies is being produced in Afganistan. (03/18/03) |
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Scottish Monkey Mayor
A Scottish town elects an ape as their mayor. "Better than a Frenchman", they say. (03/13/03) |
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I'll Arm Wrestle You For It
Two disputing New Zealand firms settled a dispute out of court. (03/10/03) |
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Fly In Leather
The origins of NakedFly.com (03/04/03) |
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Baghdad, 213th Best Place to Live
...or 3rd worst. Depending on how you look at it. (03/03/03) |
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Rising Gas Prices
Regular - Arm, Premium - Leg, Super - First Born (02/28/03) |
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al Qeada Develop Dirty Soldier
Our favorite terrorist group is at it again. (02/25/03) |
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Octopus Jar Opener
In a huge leap for organic kitchen appliances, octopuses are now being trained as jar openers. (02/25/03) |
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Stop The Kissing
Brazil bans forced kissing during their annual festival. (02/22/03) |
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Russian Fat Cat
Russia may have the fattest cat in the world. Will the cat sue McDonalds? (02/21/03) |
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Leave Us Alone, We're Scrumping
A couple is suing over interrupted hotel sex. (02/19/03) |
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Free Fries!
Well, Freedom Fries anyway. One of the minor fast food chains has turned its back on France over Iraq. (02/19/03) |
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Washington Family Robinson
A Washington Man builds a three-story tree house. (02/15/03) |
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NakedFly Redesign
The NakedFly news redesign is almost done. All that remains is to finish converting the rooms. Please feel free to submit stories again! (02/14/03) |
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