Martha Reports to Prison
Don't expect her to redecorate the cell, she's hittin' the weights in the yard twice daily. (10/08/04) |
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Hold Music
But so much more than hold music. (thanks to falke for throwing this in, although I can't find anything broken over here) (09/28/04) |
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Let Them Eat Cake!
Or, in the case of this wedding, a relative was cooked up and fed to guests. Might want to ask what's in that soup at your next wedding. (08/11/04) |
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When Drunk Flight Attendents Attack
A passanger of a Russian airline was beat up when he complained about the drunk attendants. Large bottles of Vodka to be removed from flight staff lunch rooms. (07/21/04) |
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Car into Building
When the building is not a parking garage... you've got a problem. (07/04/04) |
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Call Him The Kite Man
When flying a giant kite with eight or nine other people don't be the guy in front. (06/26/04) |
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If It Pleases The Court
An Oklahoma judge admitted to using a penis pleasure pump while on the bench. "Bailiff, will you clear the court while I clean up..." (06/24/04) |
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Assault With A Deadly Chalupa
Another good reason not to sell guns at Taco Bell. A disgruntled patron threw a Chalupa at an employee after complaining about a missing taco. (06/08/04) |
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Audi A3 vs Tree
Tree suffers minor scrapes and scratches as a wild car smashes through the forest. No other trees in the area were injured. (06/02/04) |
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Hot Donkey Love
Native soldiers in Afganistan should vie for a pay raise before they have sex with farm animals. (03/17/04) |
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Dutchie Busy With A Pony
So they catch this guy with a pony and all they can come up with is "the animal can never consent to it" so it should be illegal. So cows consent to becoming steak? (03/11/04) |
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Nailed in the Head
Aussies are tough. This guy shot himself in the head with his nail gun, finished his beer and then drove to the hospital. (03/08/04) |
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Another Run for the White House
But this is not from Nader, Kerry or even Edwards. He was caught by the Secret Service after scaling the fence at the White House. (02/25/04) |
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It's A Fake
Did the British government just pay $40 Million for a fake Raphael painting? (02/19/04) |
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Another French A**hole
The French Prime Minister, Jean-Pierre Raffarin, is pushing for a ban on all religious symbols (including those worn by students) in schools. (02/05/04) |
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Is That a Potato In Your Computer or...
did you just have fewer guests that you expected. What a terrible scam. Buy a computer, return it full of potatos, then get the replacement... and return that one full of potatos. (01/12/04) |
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Boy Gets Stuck in Toy Machine
Here's a future candidate for the Darwin awards. A 7-yr old boy climbs into a stuffed-toy machine and has to be rescued. The boy was unhurt. (01/05/04) |
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Happy Birthday to Me!
Hello there, my loyal four readers! Today is my Birthday! (12/05/03) |
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Let Your Fingers do the Walking
A St. Louis man got his finger stuck in a payphone coin return slot while trying to retrieve his 50 cents. (11/18/03) |
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God Judge Removed
Justice Moore (Alabama) has been booted from the bench after fighting futily to keep his ten commandments displayed prominently in the government courthouse. (11/13/03) |
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